*flies* *WATCHOUT peeps!*
The GENIUS that is WikiHow:
How to Pretend to Fly :
Have you ever wanted to do a dangerous stunt that will make you feel like you are flying, but were too scared to try skydiving? This wikiHow will tell you how to fly. In your own backyard!
Steps
- Choose a destination to fly too.
- Spread your arms.
- Flap them wildly in the air.
- Make airplane sounds.
- Fly around, but make sure you avoid obstacles!
- If you meet a narrow pasage (that your arms do not fit through) do not close your arms, keep on going!
- Get the airplane to land on the ground.
Tips
- To seem more of an idiot make honking noises.
- If some one is hit by your airplane, say that you're sorry.
- To fly higher wear a beanie cap.
Warnings
- Doing this will cause you to be more of an idiot than you are.
- Never jump from a high height unless you can actually fly.
- Imagination
- A big backyard
and you have to be a loser. and make sure that somebody has a video camera so they can show you later when you become sober.
*HAHA* :P
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