"holy crazy ass winds batman!!" -Cyborg

Um....i think it means:

I went to D&W w/ dad today, and OF NO ACCORD, I let this woman pass us w/ a shopping cart, when she turned around, and said to my dad "Your daughter is wonderful!"

me: WTF

I suck, why do i freakin smile at strangers?!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY ORBICULARIS ORIS MUSCLES?!!!!

"My life makes me (happy) my music makes me (happy)
I musta chased the dark clouds away
Cause today I feel (happy.. happy)
My people make me (happy) my music makes me (happy)
Cause I ain't always (happy)
I musta chased the dark clouds away" -Evidence